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THE POSITION, IN ONE SENTENCE

Life is shit and God is either insanely dumb or just an asshole.

DAYS SINCE GOD LAST DID
ANYTHING DEMONSTRABLY USEFUL
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counting from the polio vaccine, which we did ourselves
COMPLAINTS FILED FROM
THIS COMPUTER
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response rate to date: nil

THE FULL VERSION

ten points. no newsletter at the end. i promise.

1. THE DESIGN IS FUCKING SHIT.

Bones that snap. Cells that go rogue for no reason at all. A brain that reliably manufactures its own worst enemy. Any engineer who shipped this would be walked out of the building before lunch, and rightly.

2. THE TIMING IS WORSE THAN THE DESIGN.

It is never the ones who have it coming. It is never a convenient week. Somehow it is always, always the person who was quietly holding the whole thing together for everybody else.

3. "MYSTERIOUS WAYS" IS NOT AN ANSWER.

It is what you say when you do not have one. Ask a plumber why your ceiling is soaking wet and see how far mysterious ways gets him.

4. THE OMNIPOTENCE THING.

If you can do anything, and you did not, then that was a decision. Every single time. You had the power, you were apparently watching, and you sat on your hands. When a human being does that we do not call it a plan.

5. THE PRAYER SYSTEM IS A JOKE.

No confirmation. No ticket number. No indication it was received. Roughly the same reply rate as emailing a company that went bust in 2011.

6. THE FREE WILL DEFENCE DOES NOT COVER IT.

Fine, blame us for the wars. It does not cover earthquakes. It does not cover a four year old with leukaemia. A tsunami does not stop to ask anybody's permission. Try again.

7. EVERY GOOD THING WAS DONE BY SOMEONE ELSE.

Nurses on a double shift. Whoever worked out antibiotics. The man who invented the seatbelt and gave the patent away. Not one of them was God, and every one of them did more.

8. I AM NOT ANGRY THAT HE DOESN'T EXIST.

You cannot be angry at nothing. I am angry at the idea. At being told, while the whole thing was on fire, that the fire was a gift, and that the correct response was gratitude.

9. AND IF HE DOES EXIST.

Then this website is addressed to him personally, he knows exactly which part I am talking about, and he can fucking fuck off.

10. THAT IS IT. THAT IS THE SITE.

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